May 2013
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fishingboatproceeds:
aboutrivers:
I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a novelist.”
“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”
“Giraffe sex videos.”
spookypepper:
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
No famous people have died in like a year so Obamacare is obviously working.
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
all these office finale gifs
Watchcliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
katelynpossible:
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
philhowellsfordan:
crimeovercoffee:
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
theninjapirate:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
this is what we need.
kwikemart:
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
Watch
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
